Saturday, August 13, 2011

Follow The Elevator "Gossip Girl" Of Conde Nast!

Have you heard about @CondeNast? A genius employee of Conde Nast created a Twitter for the building’s elevator! Could they be the real life version of Gossip Girl? Who ever this brave but nameless person is it looks like they're going to be your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Conde Nast’s fashion elite.

Below is what @CondeNast overheard so far. Which tweet is your favo
  • Girl or Guy #1 [in elevator alone]: This got really crazy. Love my job. Better stop. 

  • Linen Blazer: There's nothing going on this weekend. Corduroy Blazer: I'm actually doing a reading on Saturday. LB: Cool. Good for you, man.

  • Summer Intern: My driver had SUCH a bad attitude. I was like, "don't complain to me, I didn't eat lunch either! You think I eat clothes?"

  • [Girl holding brownie abashedly in elevator] Male coworker: I'm not judging you.

  • Girl: Omigod I love your dress so much I wish there was a ‘like’ button I could press.

  • Vogue Asst & AW in packed elevator. VA: Blah blah Duke & Duchess of Windsor-- AW: Cambridge. Duke & Duchess of CAMBRIDGE. VA: I'm sorry.

  • Girl #1: She's making me run a million errands this afternoon. Girl #2: Oooh, will you bring me an iced coffee on your way back?

  • [Elevator on the ground level.] Lady: Is this going up?

  • Girl #1: Ewwww it smells like McDonald's in here.

  • How about: Girl #1: Hiii, how are you honey? Girl #2: fineee Girl #2 (3 secs later): This girl is such a bitch

  • Girl #1: Hello lovely, good morning! Girl #2: Good morning. Girl #1: I love that dress. Girl #2: Thanks! I want your shoes.

  • Girl #1: There should be an elevator that only goes to Vogue. Just up to the 12th floor and back down. Girl #2: totally.

  • [Guy walks into elevator wearing "Legalize Gay" t-shirt] Teen Voguer: That shirt is so two months ago.

  • Old dudeitor: You goin' to that thing tonight? Young dudeitor: What thing? Old dudeitor: Ah, guess not.

  • Lady: The worst part is I can't wear the Cartier one because the wrist strap gives me a rash.

  • Lady #1: Well aren't you in a hurry? [air kisses] Lady #2: [air kisses] My heli to East Hampton's leaving in 10

  • Girl #1: I love that necklace, I saw it at Banana last week and almost bought it too. Girl #2: [flips hair] This is Gucci

  • Blazer #1: Whatcha reading? Blazer #2: Gaddis. You? Blazer #1: Same, actually.

  • Girl #1: ... so I'm getting a Keratin treatment. Girl #2: oooh Girl #1: I'm not worried. I shouldn't be, right?

  • Fl 5 Lady peering at her friend's to-go box of lettuce and carrots: Ooooh, that looks good!

  • Lady #1: How was the girl? Lady #2: Stunning, but way too tall.

  • Fashion Girl Fl 12: Do these shoes make me look like I have cankles? Fashion Guy: No, they just have really fat straps.

  • Girl #1: Where'd you go on vacation? Girl #2: The south of France. Girl #1: Oh, I've heard good things!

  • Girl: Omigod what happened to your knee?! Fashion boy: Oh god, I fell dancing! Girl: Omigod it's like you came back from the war.

  • Suited male #1: (presses 9, nods) "Dude." Suited male #2: (presses 9 simultaneously, nods) "Bro."

  • Girl: Did you see Entourage is back this Sunday? Dudeitor: You know, it's funny, everyone keeps telling me my life is just like that show.

  • [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] Summer Intern: "Was that...?" Intern #2: "Yeah" #annawintour

  • Girl 1: Oh man, I'm so tired, I was at the Rangers game late last night… Girl 2: Wait, really? Me too. Which one do YOU date?

  • Teen Vogue-er to Teen Vogue-er: "I don't understand why she was so pissed. I'd want to know if something made me look fat."

  • Male editor: "There's got to be a way to make a pun on tumescence in the hed."

  • Girl 1: "Is this skirt totally see through?" Girl 2: "No! No! Looks great." Guy, after they exit: "That skirt was totally see through."

  • Girl 1: Omg, that just made my day. Girl 2: [blank stare] Girl 1: That was Questlove! ...The drummer for The Roots? Girl 2: [blank stare]

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